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-fuckthepeople: “And that is my view about God” hahahahah LOL...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:37:01 -0400

“And that is my view about God”

hahahahah LOL at comparing god to a teacup

Top Natural Home Remedies for Digestive Emergencies in Pets | Dr. Ihor Basko - Worldwide Holistic Veterinary Care, Acupuncture, Diet Therapy

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:33:55 -0400

Top Natural Home Remedies for Digestive Emergencies in Pets | Dr. Ihor Basko - Worldwide Holistic Veterinary Care, Acupuncture, Diet Therapy:

Most basic digestive problems can be managed at home using simple natural strategies. Here are some tips to try if your pets contract food poisoning.

thugkitchen: Next time someone tells you to eat more veggies,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:32:33 -0400

thugkitchen:

Next time someone tells you to eat more veggies, get down on of these tiny motherfuckers. These low fat, high fiber sons of bitches are healthy as shit without sacrificing flavor. Trying to eat better? START WITH A FUCKING BURGER.

SMOKEY BEAN AND SPINACH SLIDERS

2 cups chopped fresh spinach

1 cup chopped onion

3 cups cooked kidney beans or 2-15 ounce can

1/2 cup cooked brown rice (use leftovers)

4 cloves of garlic, chopped all small and shit

1 tablespoon liquid smoke (like I said, it is near the BBQ sauce at the store I swear. You haven’t even looked yet so stop complaining. It is there)

2 teaspoon soy sauce or tamari

1 tablespoon smoked paprika

2 teaspoons oregano

1 ½ teaspoons ground cumin

black pepper to taste

1/2 cup whole wheat breadcrumbs (any breadcrumbs you have are fine. Got nothing? Just toast up some bread until it is almost burnt looking and real dry then grate them shits or put them in a food processor to get some tiny fucking crumbs. They help soak up all the liquid so don’t leave this shit out)

Warm the oven to 375 degrees and lightly grease a large baking sheet. You can throw down some foil and then grease it if you are a lazy fuck like me and hate doing dishes.

Add the spinach and onion to a food processor and pulse until they are in tiny-ass pieces. Add the kidney beans, rice, garlic, liquid smoke, soy sauce, and seasonings and pulse until everything is all mixed up. It’s fine if a few larger pieces of the beans hang around but you want this looking like kinda paste-like. Place the bean-spinach mixture into a medium bowl and add in the fucking breadcrumbs. This should be slightly sticky and hold nicely when you form it into a ball. If it is too wet, add more breadcrumbs. Taste it and add more spices and whatever until it tastes good to you. Can’t do that shit with ground beef.

No food processor? It’s all good. Just cut up the spinach and the onion extra tiny and add everything but breadcrumbs to a big bowl. Now pound on that shit until it looks like chunky mash potatoes. Then add the breadcrumbs and do all the other shit I say above.

Divide the mixture into 16 patties if you are making sliders or 8 patties if you are making regular burgers. Whateverthefuck you want to do. Place them on the baking sheet, spray them lightly with oil (slow your roll, I said LIGHTLY) and bake for 15 minutes or until the bottom is a crispy golden brown. Flip the patties and bake for 15 or until both sides look awesome. If you are doing full size burgers you might need to let the sides go 5 extra minutes. Let them cool for a few minutes before serving. Pile them high with red onion, avocado, whatever additional deliciousness you’ve got and chow the fuck down.

Makes 16 sliders or 8 regular patties

my dog is the coolest dog that ever pranced the earth

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:30:20 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:09:54 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:08:20 -0400

lovagemetender: Nothing says spring like a big tangle of garlic...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:06:17 -0400

lovagemetender:

Nothing says spring like a big tangle of garlic scapes. Norwich Meadows Farm @unsqgreenmarket

give me the garlic scapes!!!

chutesdimages: https://www.facebook.com/MarchAgainstMonstanto

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:24:58 -0400

chutesdimages:

https://www.facebook.com/MarchAgainstMonstanto

"I made an important decision, which was to pursue happiness. Rather than accept unhappiness."

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:25 -0400

“I made an important decision, which was to pursue happiness. Rather than accept unhappiness.”

- Laura Marling (via -fuckthepeople)

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:24 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)